Damn! I must have misplaced it. I just hope it doesn’t fall into enemy hands. That thing is the latest technology – an Orgasmo Ray. Without it, I’m not sure if we will succeed in our mission. You’ve been assigned to my cruiser as my Number 1. We are shipping out tomorrow to answer a remote distress call from the Nether Regions in Space Sector XXX. We’ll just have to rely on our own skills, I guess.

TO BE CONTINUED