Great job keeping it hidden! That thing is the latest technology – an Orgasmo Ray. I have a feeling we are going to need it soon. Oh, and great news – I’ve asked for you to be assigned to my cruiser as my Number 1. We are shipping out tomorrow to answer a remote distress call from the Nether Regions in Space Sector XXX. Please keep it secret, and keep it with you at all times, but don’t press the little button on the tip!

TO BE CONTINUED…